me: OMG CONCERT TICKETS
concert tickets: way too expensive
concert tickets: too far away
concert tickets: you're visiting your grandparents in narnia that date
concert tickets: 18-year limit
me: but
concert tickets: No.
Josh: let me just stand here for the duration of the song and serenade the petrol because it's so beautiful and oh look a pregnant black woman and some lesbians and a horse and some old guys hugging and yep no one does it better